If I Had Legs I'd Kick You poster

Feature film — 2025

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

6.31h 53mDrama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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A high-signal pick with 452 votes.

A24 / Central Pictures / Fat City / Bronxburgh

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Director: Mary Bronstein

On screen

Cast & crew

Rose Byrne as Linda

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien as Therapist

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky as James

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald as Caroline

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn as Child

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk as Diana

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan as Landlord

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater as Father

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet as Breathworker

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty as Kate

Ella Beatty

Kate

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