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Feature film — 2025

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie (2025)

0.01h 45mDocumentary — Music

Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.

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Director: Rob Lichter

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Cast & crew

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Paul Jossman

Bowtie Blotto

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Bill Polchinski

Broadway Blotto

K

Keith Stephenson

Cheese Blotto

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Greg Haymes

Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)

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Paul Rapp

Lee Harvey Blotto

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Helena Binder

Blanche Blotto

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David Maswick

Chevrolet Blotto

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Mike Kelley

Self

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Steve Davies

Self

Martha Quinn as Self

Martha Quinn

Self

Donald Roeser as Self

Donald Roeser

Self

Jackie Martling as Self

Jackie Martling

Self

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