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Feature film — 2008

The Onion Movie (2008)

6.11h 30mComedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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A high-signal pick with 267 votes.

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Director: Tom Kuntz

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Cast & crew

Len Cariou as Norm Archer

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto as Sensei

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Don McManus as Dennis McCormick

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

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