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Feature film — 2001

Mean Machine (2001)

6.31h 39mComedy — Drama

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Director: Barry Skolnick

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Cast & crew

Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan

Vinnie Jones

Danny Meehan

David Kelly as Doc

David Kelly

Doc

David Hemmings as Governor

David Hemmings

Governor

Ralph Brown as Burton

Ralph Brown

Burton

Vas Blackwood as Massive

Vas Blackwood

Massive

Robbie Gee as Trojan

Robbie Gee

Trojan

Geoff Bell as Ratchett

Geoff Bell

Ratchett

John Forgeham as Sykes

John Forgeham

Sykes

Sally Phillips as Tracey

Sally Phillips

Tracey

Danny Dyer as Billy the Limpet

Danny Dyer

Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely

Jason Flemyng

Bob Likely

Jason Statham as Monk

Jason Statham

Monk

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